in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
How did these two even win the hunger games?
they didn’t. they portrayed in a film version the characters who did.
stop trying to force your reality upon me
I’m stalking people who reblog - who wants a follow? ;]
My friend got drunk one night. She collected money from everyone in the bar to play songs on the jukebox. Everyone gave her requests for songs, but she played straight Michael Bolton.